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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
So they tried
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...